life goes on?!

"Another world is colliding with this one," said the toad. "All the monsters are coming back." -The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Doing Another Job Altogether















SIDESHOW:

Froomkin: "Historically speaking, White House criticism of the media has often been unseemly and defensive, with the president's ire generally provoked by journalists who excel at their work -- by asking cheeky questions, exposing important things that the president would prefer be kept secret, holding the powerful accountable and playing host to a vibrant and informed exchange of a wide range of political opinions. But in this case, the critique is something else entirely. The litmus test is that the Obama White House is not upset at news gatherers for doing their job. What Obama and his aides are correctly pointing out is that the people working at Fox News are doing another job altogether."

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Weekly Review


Twin car bomb attacks just outside the Green Zone in
Baghdad destroyed three government buildings, killed 155
people, and injured 520. The attack was the country's
worst since 2007 and killed an unspecified number of
children at the Justice Ministry day-care center. "There
were children killed in the swings," said a rescuer,
"others who died right where they sat on the see-saws."
More violence is expected as elections near; three
beheaded bodies were found in the province of
Babel. Fourteen Americans were killed in two helicopter
crashes in Afghanistan, and the Department of Defense
announced that 72 members of the U.S. military had
recently died while serving in Operation Enduring Freedom
in Djibouti, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Jordan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan,
the Philippines, the Seychelles, the Sudan, Tajikistan,
Turkey, and Yemen, as well as at Guantanamo Bay. The
United States was planning a fact-finding mission to
Burma, and North Korean diplomats attended nuclear talks
in New York City. Democratic senators believed that a
health-care bill with some sort of public option would
soon pass in Congress. "Blue Dogs bark," explained a
disappointed Senator John McCain, "but never bite." The
Secret Service asked for a budget increase to handle the
death threats against President Obama. A Minnesota man
pleaded guilty to driving a La-Z-Boy while intoxicated,
and Bernard Kerik was in jail for violating his bail. An
apparition of the Virgin Mary appeared on a football-sized
rock in California, and the face of Christ was found in
the wood paneling of the men's room of an Ikea in
Glasgow. Jews fought with Muslims at the Temple Mount, and
Lebanon announced it had bested Israel's record by
creating a two-ton plate of hummus.

In Kyrgyzstan, where the full cabinet resigned after
President Kurmanbek Bakiyev took steps to consolidate his
power, an ice-skating bear mauled a circus director to
death. A mob in the Indian state of Jharkhand beat five
Muslim widows and forced them to eat excrement for their
witchcraft, and scientists said that a large meteorite
crater in Latvia was likely created by people with
shovels. It was revealed that a British investigation into
sex trafficking that lasted six months and involved every
police force in the country failed to find anyone who had
forced anybody into prostitution. Britain replaced its Law
Lords with a new Supreme Court whose justices wear no
wigs, and Morrissey collapsed onstage in Swindon. A man
was set on fire at a pub in Leeds and severely burned; he
had been all in cottonballs, dressed as a sheep. Sweden's
Lutheran church decided to consecrate gay
marriages. Nigeria was cracking down on its online
scammers, and Easter Islanders voted to limit the number
of visiting tourists. Soupy Sales died. Hundreds of
bishops called for Catholic leaders in Africa to step down
for corruption. Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana was named
to head the Vatican's justice and peace office, leading to
speculation that he could become the first black pope, and
after 25 years away from Uganda, Charles Wesley Mumbere, a
nursing assistant in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, returned
home and ascended the throne as omusinga, or cultural
leader, of the Rwenzururu Kingdom, to lead the Bakongo and
Bamba peoples of the Mountains of the Moon. Scientists
found that death may make the pygmies short.

Microsoft released Windows 7, and Sun Microsystems said it
would lay off 3,000 people; economists said that the
U.S. economic recovery will not bring back lost
jobs. China was accused of cyberspying on American
businesses and announced that its GDP had grown at a rate
of nearly 9 percent in the third quarter. About 100,000
Italian women signed a petition of protest after Silvio
Berlusconi made fun of a homely lady, and Texas
researchers found that estrogen regulates fat-cell growth
and keeps womens' bellies from growing as fat as mens', at
least pre-menopause. "Nobody ever does female rodent
research," said one scientist, explaining why such basic
findings were so long in coming. "Male researchers hate
working with female rats." Chicago rats fed a diet of
sausage, pound cake, bacon, cheesecake, and Ho Hos began
to behave like rats addicted to heroin, consuming
increasing amounts of food to feel satisfied and
continuing to eat even when to do so meant that electric
shocks were delivered to their tiny paws. When switched to
healthful food ("the salad option") the rats, which had
become obese, their brains numbed by junk, simply refused
to eat. A man in Iowa punched another man, who was
ordering Mexican food, for being a zombie. Researchers
from Oregon determined that ancient beavers did not eat
trees, and a firm in New Jersey was distributing vaginal
mints.

-- Paul Ford

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To the Editor:

Nicholas Wade chides Richard Dawkins in his review of “The Greatest Show on Earth” (Oct. 11) for getting “his knickers in a twist” over contemporary creationism, a worldwide campaign of disinformation on which millions of dollars are being spent annually. What would it take to get Nicholas Wade’s knickers in a twist? The claim that condoms don’t prevent the spread of HIV? Or does religious faith excuse any evil deed? If geologists had to confront a similar propaganda campaign against plate tectonics, they would get a little testy too, I imagine, and physicists might grow impatient if they had to devote half their professional time and energy to fending off claims that quantum mechanics is the work of the devil.

What is going on at The New York Times? Why is it so bizarrely respectful of those who doubt evolution? In recent years The Times has published three preposterous Op-Ed articles by evolution-doubters (Cardinal Christoph Schönborn, Michael J. Behe and Senator Sam Brownback). These no more deserved space in The Times than the opinions of flat-earthers or trance-­channelers. In the wake of Judge John E. Jones III’s decision in the Dover, Pa., case that intelligent design is a religious viewpoint that may not be taught in public schools, one would think The Times would finally recognize that the intelligent design campaign is a hoax and dishonest to the core, and stop giving it respectability in its pages.

DANIEL DENNETT
North Andover, Mass.
The writer is the author of “Breaking the Spell” and “Darwin’s Dangerous Idea.”

To the Editor:

In his review of “The Greatest Show on Earth,” Nicholas Wade charges that Richard Dawkins is guilty of a philosophical error. According to Wade, philosophers of science divide scientific propositions into three types — facts, laws and theories — and, contrary to Dawkins’s assertions, evolution, which is plainly a systematic theory, cannot count as a fact. However, contemporary philosophy of science offers a vastly more intricate vocabulary for thinking about the sciences than that presupposed in Wade’s oversimplified taxonomy and in his confused remarks about “absolute truth.” Although philosophers may quarrel with aspects of Dawkins’s arguments on a range of issues, he has a far firmer and more subtle understanding of the philosophical issues than that manifested in Wade’s review.

The crucial point is that, as Dawkins appreciates, the distinction between theory and fact, in philosophical discussions as in everyday speech, can be drawn in two quite distinct ways. On the one hand, theories are conceived as general systems for explanation and prediction, while facts are specific reports about local events and processes. On the other hand, “theory” is used to suggest that there is room for reasonable doubt, whereas “fact” suggests something so amply confirmed by the evidence that it may be accepted without debate.

Opponents of evolution slide from supposing that evolution is a theory, in the first sense, to concluding that it is (only) a theory, in the second. Any such inference is fallacious, in that many systematic approaches to domains of natural phenomena — like the understanding of chemical reactions in terms of atoms and molecules, and the study of heredity in terms of nucleic acids — are so well supported that they count as facts (in the second sense). Many scientists and philosophers who have written about evolution have pointed out that the contemporary theory that descends from Darwin has the same status — it, too, should count as a “fact.” Dawkins is entirely justified in following them.

PHILIP KITCHER
New York
The writer is the John Dewey professor of philosophy at Columbia University and a former editor in chief of Philosophy of Science, the journal of the Philosophy of Science Association.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Got Into The Habit

















The Berlin Reunion - The Big Picture - Boston.com

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Weekly Review


As the United States marked the eighth anniversary of its
war in Afghanistan, General Stanley McChrystal asked
President Barack Obama to send 40,000 more troops
there. Senator John McCain was in favor of the surge,
while Vice President Joe Biden argued for unmanned
drones. Within days of Pakistan's announcing a new
anti-Taliban offensive in Waziristan, the tribal area that
borders Afghanistan, a suicide bomber dressed as a
paramilitary officer blew himself up inside a U.N. aid
agency in Islamabad, two car bombs killed dozens in
markets in Peshawar, and ten gunmen disguised in army
fatigues attacked the country's military headquarters,
holding 45 hostages until a commando raid freed 42 of
them; the remaining hostages and nine of the militants
were killed. It was revealed that a young Afghan girl was
killed last summer when a box designed to break open in
mid-air and scatter public information leaflets fell
intact from a British plane and landed on her. A British
study found that children who are given too many sweets
risk becoming violent adults, possibly because they never
learn patience, and President Obama won the Nobel Peace
Prize for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen
international diplomacy," even though the deadline for
nominations was February 1st, ten days after he took
office. Searching for water, the United States bombed the
moon.

Government ministers in the Maldives, which rising sea
levels will make uninhabitable by 2100, were taking scuba
lessons and practicing hand signals so that they can hold
cabinet meetings underwater. The government of Ecuador was
expelling migrants in the Galapagos because
environmentalists fear that the human population, which
doubled to 30,000 in the past decade, and which has
introduced rats, cattle, and fire ants to the island,
threatens native species, among them giant tortoises and
brightly colored boobies. A Saudi man was sentenced to
five years in prison and 1,000 lashes for bragging about
his sex life in an interview on Lebanese
television. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi vowed
not to step down after the country's highest court
overturned a law granting him immunity from
prosecution. "I am the best prime minister ever," said
Berlusconi, who is embroiled in corruption and bribery
scandals. "I am absolutely the politician most persecuted
by prosecutors in the entire history of the world
throughout the ages." He added that he had spent "200
million euros on judges... excuse me, on lawyers." The
Supreme Court convened its new term, and Justice Sonia
Sotomayor asked 36 questions in her first hour; Justice
Clarence Thomas had not asked a question for more than
three years. British entrepreneurs launched Internet Eyes,
a program that allows registered users to monitor live
feeds from some of the United Kingdom's 4.2 million
surveillance cameras in order to search for a crime in
progress, with cash prizes for viewers who spot the most
criminals. Insurgents in Somalia forced thousands of
people to watch as they amputated a foot and a hand from
each of two men accused of robbery. House Democrats
pledged to write into health-care-reform legislation a ban
on the practice whereby some insurers deny coverage to
battered women because domestic violence is designated a
"pre-existing condition." A Sioux City, Iowa, family found
a dead deer dressed in a clown suit and wig on their front
porch. British scientists reported that learning to juggle
can permanently increase brain function, and Cirque du
Soleil founder Guy Laliberte returned to Earth, after a
visit to the international space station, wearing a foam
clown nose.

Astronomers discovered the largest ring in the solar
system, a colossal circle of debris around Saturn caused
by the planet's moon Phoebe having been hit by wayward
space rocks. Archaeologists announced a new stone circle a
mile from Stonehenge that suggests the prehistoric
monument was part of a larger burial
complex. U.S. coroners were reporting a sharp increase in
the number of unclaimed bodies due to the
recession. Florida hospital officials advised more than
1,800 people to get screened for HIV and hepatitis after a
nurse was found to have re-used IV bags on multiple
patients. Scientists announced that they had developed a
vaccine that prevents cocaine users from getting
high. France's new culture minister, Frederic Mitterand,
was called on to resign after acknowledging that he "got
into the habit" of paying young boys for sex in Southeast
Asia. Egyptian lawmakers called for a ban on the
Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, which leaks fake blood,
and on National Coming Out Day, thousands of gay-rights
activists marched on the U.S. Capitol. Mary Cheney was
pregnant again. A teddy bear made of placenta was touring
England as part of an exhibit of sustainable toys. The
Mediterranean Sea was plagued by an outbreak of giant,
mucuslike sea blobs.

-- Margaret Cordi

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Doonesbury

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau
Doonesbury








Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Vegemite and Cream Cheese & the Weaver of a Prayer Shawl












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Weekly Review


The International Monetary Fund said that the global
economy was improving and that banks would probably have
to absorb another $1.5 trillion in losses in addition to
the $1.3 trillion already written off. There remained, the
IMF said, "risk of a reintensification of the adverse
feedback loop between the real and financial sectors." At
Anadolu University in Istanbul, a student threw a white
Nike shoe at IMF managing director Dominique Strauss-Kahn
and shouted, "Get out of the university, IMF thief!"
U.S. unemployment rose to 9.8 percent, underemployment
rose to 17 percent, and the average American workweek
shrank by six minutes. The Bureau of Labor Statistics,
raising its earlier estimates, reported that eight million
jobs had vanished in the recession so far, the largest
mass layoff since the end of World War II. "This is what a
recovery looks like," said former Federal Reserve chairman
Alan Greenspan. Ninety-nine of the hundred largest
metropolitan areas had lost jobs in the past year. The
exception was the area around McAllen, Texas, a border
town where per-capita income is $12,000 and the incidence
of heavy drinking is 60 percent higher than the
national average. President Obama called the new jobs
figures "sobering." John "Bootsie" Wilson, the last
surviving member of the Silhouettes, the soul group that
sang the 1958 hit "Get a Job," died. Sarah Palin announced
that the co-author of her forthcoming memoir "Going Rogue"
will be a fundamentalist Christian named Lynn
Vincent. "Many Muslims are kind and gentle people,"
Vincent co-wrote in an earlier book, "but about one in
ten, according to scholars who study Jihad, have declared
war on our way of life." Alaskan porcupines were in heat,
and David Letterman told a long joke about his affairs
with coworkers. Lovebugs near Hilton Head, South Carolina,
emerged en masse to mate and die.

An earthquake in Indonesia killed more than six hundred
people, floods in India killed 271, a tsunami in the
Samoas killed more than 160, and soldiers in Conakry,
Guinea, fired on pro-democracy marchers, killing 87. "What
upsets me most," said opposition leader Sidya Toure, "is
that they destroyed my library." The United Kingdom opened
a new Supreme Court with carpets by Sir Peter Blake, who
also designed the cover of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Hearts Club Band," and one hundred thirty-one walruses in
northern Alaska died in a walrus stampede. Chicago's Field
Museum announced that it would exhibit the body of a
one-month-old woolly mammoth, possibly dislodged from
Siberian permafrost by climate change, and Catholics and
Episcopalians brought pets to church to be blessed, in
honor of St. Francis of Assisi. Columnist William Safire,
who called himself a language "maven"--a word of Yiddish
origin, first popularized in a 1960s ad for pickled
herring--died, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accidentally
revealed that his original, Jewish surname is Sabourjian,
Persian for "weaver of the prayer shawl."

Scientists announced the discovery of a
4.4-million-year-old hominid primate skeleton that is 1
million years older than the Australopithecus afarensis
known as Lucy. The bipedal creature, named Ardi, had more
useful big toes than we have. Kraft Foods agreed not to
call a new mix of Vegemite and cream cheese "iSnack2.0,"
after Australian consumers complained. The creator of the
name, said one protester, should be made to run down the
street "wearing nothing but a generous lathering of
old-fashioned Vegemite as retribution for his cultural
crime." Chicago lost to Rio de Janeiro in a bid to host
the 2016 Olympics. "If they have Obama," said soccer
superstar Pele, "we have Pele." China celebrated the
sixtieth anniversary of the founding of the socialist
People's Republic of China under the democratic
dictatorship of the Communist Party and Chairman Mao, and
the U.S. Senate Finance Committee, under chairman Max
Baucus, finished its proposed health-care reform bill,
after striking down the "public option" favored by 57
percent of Americans. The Senate Finance version of the
bill will now be analyzed by the Congressional Budget
Office, then melded with a more liberal version by the
Senate Health Committee, and sent to the Senate floor for
debate. Elk in the Rocky Mountains were gathering their
harems for mating, and tourists gathered to listen to
their eerie bugling. "At the end, they let out two to
three grunts and spray urine on their abdomen, chest, and
neck," explained Bob Kreycik, a retired veterinarian in
Loveland, Colorado. "The more they smell, the more the
cows like it."

-- Sam Stark

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How Marijuana Heals
(Andrew Sullivan)

New evidence of the efficacy and lack of side-effects of marijuana in the treatment of several diseases. On the treatment of chronic pain:

“Cannabinoids may augment the analgesic effects of opioids, allowing longer treatment at lower doses with fewer side effects.”

This is an empirical and scientific question, not a social or moral one. And what many do not seem to understand is that marijuana is often most effective in enabling patients to tolerate medication regimens that would otherwise be impossible to maintain: chemotherapy, multiple sclerosis meds, AIDS therapy, etc. And yet it is still close to impossible to do real research on it ... because it may give people pleasure. One day, people are going to look back on this small period of prohibition and wonder what on earth were people thinking of.

(By the way, Fortune's recent cover-story on the de facto legalization of pot in California is one of the most thorough and informative I've read. Yes, it's the cover of Fortune. The times they are a-changing.)

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(photo from Daily Dish)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Nuclear Materials for "Medicinal Purposes"























Daily Dish

Understanding The Tea Party Right

This struck some chords:

Materialism is deeply and profoundly threatening to many people. It's the reason that the philosopher Peter Singer is so widely attacked, despite his humanitarian intentions. The current Pope and the last one both railed against this form of materialism. The materialism of the secular left opens it up to charges that it promotes a "culture of death." Liberals are said to like to kill fetuses and the elderly; they don't treat anything as sacred. This term has been bandied about on the right for many years, and while it is a gross exaggeration, it is based in a real truth, a real difference on the question of the sacredness of life. So when Palin threw out the term "death panels," the term struck a chord that had been played many times in recent years.

Liberals were flabbergasted, because it's a blatant lie, but it's false only in a logical sense, not an emotional one. And once again, logic has little to do with morality. If a pro-life social conservative asks himself whether Obama is secretly plotting to create death panels, he is not asking whether this is likely to be true, he is asking only "can I believe it," and the answer is usually yes.

Of course, liberals believe that it is conservatives who like to kill people (think militarism and capital punishment). Both sides care about life, but in different ways. Both sides live inside their own moral matrices. And just like in the movie The Matrix, morality is a "consensual hallucination" that is very hard to step out of. But moral psychology can help people to understand that there are moral motivations on all sides. People may not be logical, but few of them are crazy.

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Weekly Review


President Barack Obama, British Prime Minister Gordon
Brown, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy revealed that
Iran had a secret uranium-enrichment facility. The
announcement, based on previously classified intelligence,
came soon after the U.N. Security Council passed a
resolution to limit the proliferation of nuclear
weapons. "What business is it of yours," countered Iranian
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "to tell us what to do or
not?" Ahmadinejad previously said that he wanted nuclear
materials only for "medicinal purposes." World leaders
converged in Pittsburgh for the G-20 summit, as did
protesters. City officials freed 300 prisoners so that
they would have 1,000 cells available, but ended up
arresting only 149 people in two days. The protesters held
demonstrations against pollution, global warming,
automobiles, homophobia, African debt exploitation,
corporate subsidies, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq,
child labor, the Israeli occupation of Palestine and the
Chinese occupation of Tibet, the Burmese junta, and
Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi's presence at the
summit. Anarchists in black sang, to the tune of the
Beatles' "Yellow Submarine," "We all live in a fascist
bully state." "I feel like it's real exclusive," said
15-year-old Rosi Lowe of the summit, "and doesn't
represent the entire world." A $1,000 reward was on offer
in Philadelphia for information leading to the conviction
of the person who wrapped a cat's entire body in duct
tape.

With 15 minutes allotted to him, Libyan leader Colonel
Muammar el-Qaddafi spoke to the General Assembly of the
United Nations for more than an hour. During his address
he tore up a copy of the U.N. founding charter, proposed
resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict by creating a
single state called "Isratine," and stressed that Arabs do
not hate the Jews. "You are the ones who burned them," he
said to the Assembly, "not us." He also suggested that the
swine flu virus was a military weapon that escaped from a
lab. Marilyn Manson announced that he had swine flu but
insisted he never had sex with a pig. Two Asian men stole
Rene Magritte's painting "Olympia" from a Brussels museum
during business hours, and Terry Herbert, a 55-year-old
British man living on welfare, uncovered with his metal
detector a treasure trove of 1,500 gold and silver
Anglo-Saxon artifacts worth 1.6 million
dollars. California scientists made paralyzed rats walk
again. A New Zealand aircraft company auctioned off a
chance to test its new jetpack, and a 310-mile-wide dust
storm swept through Sydney, Australia, shrouding the city
in orange powder, which one tourist described as "a
nuclear winter morning." The last Ottoman, Ertugrul Osman,
died, as did Milton Meltzer, the author of nearly 100
non-fiction books for children. "You may ask, what is the
relevance of all this history to the young?" Meltzer
wrote. "Ours is not a past of sweetness and light, no
matter what the textbook tells us."

Roman Polanski was arrested in Zurich for having sex with
a thirteen-year-old American girl in 1977. A 26-year-old
Filipino man cut off and boiled his father's head with
seasoning, and scientists concluded that 128,000 of
Europe's new cancers were brought on by fatness. An
Indonesian woman gave birth to a nineteen-pound baby
boy. California firefighters sawed through a dumbbell
fastener after a man got his penis stuck in the fastener,
where, over several days, it turned black and swelled to
five times its original size. A Pennsylvania judge ruled
that a police officer who orally violated five calves was
not guilty of animal cruelty, pointing out that it was
impossible to know whether the young cows were "tormented"
or "puzzled," or even irritated that the policeman's penis
was not actually food. "If the cow had the cognitive
ability to form thought and speak," reflected Judge James
Moreley, "Would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting
any milk.'" Germany's first nudist hiking trail, which
will not officially open until May, had its soft opening,
and NASA revealed that the mysterious streak of light
spotted by onlookers in the night sky above North America
was a fortnight's worth of astronaut urine.

-- Claire Gutierrez

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Pure poetry. "A fortnight's worth of astronaut urine." *sigh* I love Harper's News.....

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Humor Break


Get It Together















Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Posted: September 25, 2009 08:36 AM

New Rule: If America Can't Get it Together, We Lose the Bald Eagle

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-if-america-cant_b_299383.html

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New Rule: If America can't get its act together, it must lose the bald eagle as our symbol and replace it with the YouTube video of the puppy that can't get up. As long as we're pathetic, we might as well act like it's cute. I don't care about the president's birth certificate, I do want to know what happened to "Yes we can." Can we get out of Iraq? No. Afghanistan? No. Fix health care? No. Close Gitmo? No. Cap-and-trade carbon emissions? No. The Obamas have been in Washington for ten months and it seems like the only thing they've gotten is a dog.

Well, I hate to be a nudge, but why has America become a nation that can't make anything bad end, like wars, farm subsidies, our oil addiction, the drug war, useless weapons programs - oh, and there's still 60,000 troops in Germany - and can't make anything good start, like health care reform, immigration reform, rebuilding infrastructure. Even when we address something, the plan can never start until years down the road. Congress's climate change bill mandates a 17% cut in greenhouse gas emissions... by 2020! Fellas, slow down, where's the fire? Oh yeah, it's where I live, engulfing the entire western part of the United States!

We might pass new mileage standards, but even if we do, they wouldn't start until 2016. In that year, our cars of the future will glide along at a breathtaking 35 miles-per-gallon. My goodness, is that even humanly possible? Cars that get 35 miles-per-gallon in just six years? Get your head out of the clouds, you socialist dreamer! "What do we want!? A small improvement! When do we want it!? 2016!"

When it's something for us personally, like a laxative, it has to start working now. My TV remote has a button on it now called "On Demand". You get your ass on my TV screen right now, Jon Cryer, and make me laugh. Now! But when it's something for the survival of the species as a whole, we phase that in slowly.

Folks, we don't need more efficient cars. We need something to replace cars. That's what's wrong with these piddly, too-little-too-late half-measures that pass for "reform" these days. They're not reform, they're just putting off actually solving anything to a later day, when we might by some miracle have, a) leaders with balls, and b) a general populace who can think again. Barack Obama has said, "If we were starting from scratch, then a single-payer system would probably make sense." So let's start from scratch.

Even if they pass the shitty Max Baucus health care bill, it doesn't kick in for 4 years, during which time 175,000 people will die because they're not covered, and about three million will go bankrupt from hospital bills. We have a pretty good idea of the Republican plan for the next three years: Don't let Obama do anything. What kills me is that that's the Democrats' plan, too.

We weren't always like this. Inert. In 1965, Lyndon Johnson signed Medicare into law and 11 months later seniors were receiving benefits. During World War II, virtually overnight FDR had auto companies making tanks and planes only. In one eight year period, America went from JFK's ridiculous dream of landing a man on the moon, to actually landing a man on the moon.

This generation has had eight years to build something at Ground Zero. An office building, a museum, an outlet mall, I don't care anymore. I'm tempted to say that, symbolically, all America can do lately is keep digging a hole, but Ground Zero doesn't represent a hole. It is a hole. America: Home of the Freedom Pit. Ironically, it's spitting distance from Wall Street, where they knock down buildings a different way - through foreclosure.

That's the ultimate sign of our lethargy: millions thrown out of their homes, tossed out of work, lost their life savings, retirements postponed - and they just take it. 30% interest on credit cards? It's a good thing the Supreme Court legalized sodomy a few years ago.

Why can't we get off our back? Is it something in the food? Actually, yes. I found out something interesting researching last week's editorial on how we should be taxing the unhealthy things Americans put into their bodies, like sodas and junk foods and gerbils. Did you know that we eat the same high-fat, high-carb, sugar-laden shit that's served in prisons and in religious cults to keep the subjects in a zombie-like state of lethargic compliance? Why haven't Americans arisen en masse to demand a strong public option? Because "The Bachelor" is on. We're tired and our brain stems hurt from washing down French fries with McDonald's orange drink.

The research is in: high-fat diets makes you lazy and stupid. Rats on an American diet weren't motivated to navigate their maze and once in the maze they made more mistakes. And, instead of exercising on their wheel, they just used it to hang clothes on. Of course we can't ban assault rifles - we're the first generation too lazy to make its own coffee. We're the generation that invented the soft chocolate chip cookie: like a cookie, only not so exhausting to chew. I ask you, if the food we're eating in America isn't making us stupid, how come the people in Carl's Jr. ads never think to put a napkin over their pants?

Bill Maher is host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher"

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Can You Dig It ?















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The Obama Gambit

It's remarkable to read and watch the usual suspects splutter and harrumph at an American president who actually seeks to engage foreign powers as equals rather than as subordinates. What Obama sees as self-confidence in the supreme military and economic powerhouse on the planet, they see as craven weakness. So you get Paul Hinderaker throwing up in his mouth watching the UN address:

Obama then listed a series of decisions that he hoped might placate the assembled thugs, dictators, and hypocrites -- a crowd from which he feels compelled to seek approval on behalf of the United States. Obama noted that he has banned torture, closed Gitmo, moved to end the war in Iraq, moved towards disarmament, attempted to advance the ball on creating a Palestinian state, "re-engaged the United Nations, paid our bills, joined the Human Rights Council."

So here was the president of the United States doing everything but getting down on his hands and knees before the representatives of every wretched regime in the world to plead that the U.S. has turned over a new leaf and, in effect, become harmelss.

Notice the neocon right's view of the rest of the fricking world: "assembled thugs, dictators, and hypocrites." Against this, we have blameless America, always right, never wrong, and blameless Israel, always the victim, never the aggressor. And when you realize that this was the worldview of the last president, you understand why he got so little of any substance from any foreign country, except Britain, whose prime minister's career was destroyed by the decision.

Obama's promise was and is a re-branding of America (which was the primary reason I supported him). Of course, if you are a neocon, you see no need to rebrand after Gitmo, Iraq, Bagram and Abu Ghraib. Torture and pre-emptive wars waged on false pretenses are things to be proud of. But if you are capable of absorbing complicated reality, you realize that such a re-branding was essential if the US were to dig itself out of the Bush-Cheney ditch and to advance its interests by defter means than raw violence and occupation.

What are the results so far?

As with much of the rest of the Obama presidency, we do not know yet. But I agree with Packer that so far, Obama seems more JFK than LBJ in foreign affairs (except that it was his predecessor who revealed the limits of swagger in global politics rather than himself). So far, it appears that the Israelis, playing the game they think is still apposite, have no interest in cooperating with the US. Netanyahu believes his contempt for the American president is risk-free because Israel has a lock on the US Congress on the issues that matter to it. Obama's counter is to reiterate his views on the settlement question and to up the ante by proposing final status talks right away. We have no idea where this will end up. And it will be impossible to call Netanyahu's bluff if the Palestinians decide to miss yet another opportunity. But it's a process, and the US is still very much in the game. And one suspects Netanyahu has not yet absorbed the shift going on - even in Congress.

On Iran, we see an interesting dynamic. The missile defense maneuver simultaneously improved Israel's security and pleased the Russians. Yesterday we saw much more positive signs from Moscow on Iran sanctions than at any point in the past. They may not deliver, but the tone has shifted. I'll believe Russian support for sanctions on Iran when I see it. But sometimes, a little give from the superpower can be more effective than the superpower acting as if it is a tiny vulnerable country paranoid about its defenses and terrified by a two-bit, half-cracked dictator who is clinging onto power through a coup.

What I'm seeing in American foreign policy, in other words, is less fear and more confidence. Confidence is not the same thing as weakness. It is better understood, I think, as a rational attempt to seek self-interest through international cooperation, to see the US less as the hegemon than as the facilitator. If it works, it will be a breakthrough. If it works.

But isn't it worth trying?

(Photo: US President Barack Obama (R) leaves the room after a bilateral meeting with Russian President Dimitry Medvedev at the Woldorf Astoria in New York, NY, September 23, 2009. By Jim Watson/AFP/Getty.)

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